Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Backwards

Ok, so further to yesterday, I decided to try on my wetsuit. It took me an unusually long time to get it on and immediately I began to sweat. I kept thinking back to the the swimsuit clerk who said "you want it to fit like a second skin.....you want it fit like a second skin.....you want it..." Well it was fitting like a second skin and both my children immediately got excited and thought we were all going to go swimming.

After I explained to them the purpose of why I was wearing the wetsuit in the house, they began to take great interest. As I was lying on the floor with them, my son, Isaac tried to read the logo. At first I thought he was being funny, and sounding out the word IronMan in a backwards sorta way. Then I looked down at my wetsuit and realized that the word IronMan was backwards. Immediately I thought I got some shoddy product shipped to me from China and was angry that the sales clerk would have sold me the wetsuit with the logo printed backwards. I paid a freakin lot of money and it's not something that I can exactly return. I made up my mind that I was going to call the store when it opened and give them a piece of my mind.

So, I headed upstairs and was by this time soaked in sweat. I tugged and finally got the wetsuit off......and then......realized.......that I had it on inside out! Thank goodness I did not call the store, and thank goodness, I did not show up like this to my first triathalon. I know I am a newbie, but seriously!

Backwards seems to be a reoccuring theme with me. I can not recall if I revealed that in the last duathalon I put on my helmet backwards and lost time as a result. I have also been known to show up to spin class with my shorts on backwards, and once I even went to go run and realized I had two different running shoes on my feet.

Fortunately my voice of reason (Snags) has a brilliant idea for me tonight re: my helmet. I am going to put one of my daughter's stickers on the front (I chose a butterfly and flower). I may look kind of foolish but I think it will be a lot better than the embarassment that occured last week. As for the wetsuit, I now know that the logo really does say Ironman NOT namnorI.

Tonight I am very nervous once again, but am telling myself to suck it up. A friend of mine has just undergone a very trying and difficult day today, and has done so with courage and strength. She has given me inspiration in ways she will never know and for that I am eternally greatful. You know who you are, and this one tonight is for you my friend!

3 comments:

  1. I seriously hope that you didn't think today's events were going to keep me from showing up here tonight. On the rare occassions (maybe not so rare for me lately) that we find ourselves in hell, it is the support of those around us that help us make it through. Thank you for being strong for me when I've run out of juice myself.

    QOTD: ".uoy evol I" - Snaggle (it's backwards)

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  2. Ha, ha. I just assumed you were talking about me! Sorry if I stole somebody else's thunder! I'm super selfish that way!

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  3. I am talking about you! and your the furthest thing from selfish. I love you too and hope you are having sweet dreams! elggans eeh eeh

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